"Where the hell has she gone???" (Honestly I can hear the screaming of this phrase from here)
I'm here to answer that question...In my room playing games. That's it. Sorry. Nothing any more exciting than that.
"But Barbie, you have the attention span of a small insect, what on earth has managed to keep you away from drivelling posts full of nonsense?" (It must be the voices in my head)
Well, loaaaads of very, very addicting games - Left 4 Dead, Sims 3, and World of Goo for a start.
"Ooh I've heard of one of those" (Obviously the voices are as clever as I am)
Well If you're very patient and keep coming back I might manage to rustle up a post or two to tell you all about them, and why the hell I'm soooo addicted