I've always had a bit of a love of different phrases and local colloquialisms, but today one of my staff came out with the best sentence ever. To set the scene, she had gone to make coffee (I need lots of coffee everyday in the office to keep me alive ;) ) and phoned down to ask this...(written phonetically of course for full effect)...
"Cos' you've go' nairn o' them wee thingamees do you wan na sugar?"
(She had remembered that I'd run out of sweeteners in case you were wondering!)
Elocution lessons....Priceless ;)