Old contacts

I swear my day gets worse...I think I'll just go to bed. I've just got an email from an old acquaintance, someone who I had a bit of a fling with when I was about 16/17 (nothing serious, we were friends and kissed but I'm pretty sure that's not how he tells it). He's found me on friends reunited and sent me a message. I'm obviously unforgettable as he is begging me to add him to my hotmail contacts and hopes I remember him blah blah blah. The actual email comes across as totally slimy and well ewwww.... in fact here it is... read it and remind yourself that this man is now about 34 and has 2 kids...

Hey babe.....Its m******? from norwich? Mate of richards.......hope you remember me as I remember u very well........would like to get in touch sometime. We were kinda close many moons ago. lol..............add me......***********@hotmail.com.....please do....peace babe x

Theres two things wrong with this...

1. "Richard" he refers to hated him with a passion and was my boyfriend at the time who M desperately tried to steal me away from.

2. "we were kinda close" ... whilst I can't deny we were supposed to be friends once this is a man who forced his way into my flat when I was 17, stole a steak knife from my kitchen to slash his own wrists with, and then had the audacity to come back when it didn't work swearing at me because I wouldn't let him die!! (that was the very last I heard of him) Its probably also worth explaining here that he obviously didn't try hard enough as I have a deep scar on my finger from a pizza incident a few years later with those exact knives...

Needless to say I'm not going to respond and I'm definitely not going to add him. This is someone who is going to stay firmly in my past.